TEEN BEAT PART DUH

A few days ago, a friend posted this video on their Facebook wall and referenced their painfully embarrassing Tori phase. I had one, too, right after my three year Smashing Pumpkins binge that led me into trouble. I wonder if my life would had been any different had this been a hit song. Would I be more well-adjusted? Would Kurt Cobain still be alive and well, or even relevant? Would Y Kant Tori Read be our number one export to keep our economy strong?

If only "The Big Picture" made the top of the charts, we'd all be happy and have our problems solved.

(Favorite lyric: Mothers on my case/I told it's my life/WELL SHE JUST DIED. WHAT?)