LIVE BLOGGING: 10 things I hate about you

Okay back from blogging hiatus and coming back at you with a vapid post about the new ABC family series "10 things I hate about you."

It's 8:12 and there's already commercial. So far there's a been a total homosocial moment when the nerdy guy peaks at a popular dude's underwear as a way to get his name for the pretty sophomore girl he's crushing on. Also big shrewy sis got a fake ID. Also the guy from the movie is still the father. Good job on career choices.

8:14: oops nerdy guy forgot his wallet and had to give his shoes to the cab. and the pretty girl was lucky enough to "leave the house with lip gloss"

8:15: WTF is a decoy house? "popularity is confusing, you'll pick it up"

8:15: big shrew sis is at the grunge club and her fake ID works.

8:16: omg awkward GLBT moment "you could be a butch lesbian or a transgender male. I celebrate you" semi-offensive and not even funny on a Bruno level.

8:17: okay the Heath Ledger replacement is only kind of hot and too clean cut.

8:18 "he's your chance, you want to kiss me" borrrring

Okay this is kind of exhausting to watch and blog. Bottom line: Even though the 90's are back, 10 things does not translate well this time around. I'm signing off.

5 minute post

HOLY SHIT I'm going to the mother of all MALLS: King of Prussia. Haven't been back there since '07, and with a high school friend back in town, it's going to be like '02 like whoa. My home gurl is turning 25 and I have to look real good. It's always interesting trying to find a way to accessorize with a black giant boot and crutches. I can't believe I still I have the crutches because I hoping they would be doneso by late June. I want my debut with a cane. God I want a cane really bad to hit cute boys like a creepy cranky old man that I've become. Whoa I'm nervous about finding the "right" outfit. I haven't showered in 3 days and I wear mesh shorts all day long. Whatever, they are super comfy and make me feel sporty when I look gimp.

I think I'll take an extra two minutes to find an appropriate youtube video to emphasize my glee. I bet you can guess what it will be. Oh and I'll take an extra 30 seconds to express my hope in running into someone from high school, now fashioning a beer gut.

10 minute blog post

okay go. I feel like I need to update this blog since it's been a week and that's a no-no in web 2.0 world. I'm so livejournal, but really never had one and have been with blogspot since 2001. you are not going to look at my old blogspot. it is full of high school embarrassment. i totally took like a 5 minute stream of consciousness break to talk to an old friend in iceland. i've been fantasizing a lot about having residency somewhere like corsica, but NOT ibiza. can you imagine the poetry/creative writing exercises that would come out of that? it would probably be a lot of one-word abstraction coupled with participles like "sex thumping." actually that is it. I took a thirty second break to make sure participle is the right word. I have no retention which is why I failed the SATs and GREs. WAH WAH. Thank god I have a personality. Sometimes. One more minute and I have to go to physical therapy. I have a post in the works about how my work out routine is so European. I remember the last time I was there my film professor told me that Europe is Dead, but I keep writing about it. Never did take that obligatory backpacking trip that all boring liberal arts majors are supposed to take. Instead I opted for South Philly, thank you very much. Blogging is hard because it really takes me 2 hours to write a post, but look how much I wrote in 10 minutes with a 6 minute break.